Adventures in shit, sleeplessness and wine - lots of wine.
Friday, January 6, 2012
Mama's Got Big Guns
"Flexin, flexin, all day I'm flexin'. If flexin' was a crime then somebody come arrest me." - The ever prolific Young Jeezy
Yesterday, while walking back to the office from a quick trip to Trader Joe's on State and Ontario, I realized that mama is STACKED. In my bags, I carried not one or two bottles of wine, but four (don't worry ma, we've got visitors coming) and a six pack of beer for the huz, and it didn't even phase me. Back in the day, I'd made it to the corner of Clark before having to massage my arms. Now, after months of rocking 25 lbs of love in my arms every day, I've got arms of STEEL, baby! You want tickets?